Conversations in the Car

Biz:  The bigger your brain is the more smarter you are.

Momma:  Really.

Biz:  Yeah.

Sethie:  Biz, where is it?

Biz:  Where is what?

Sethie:  Your brain.

Biz:  Oh, it's in my head.  It is pink and looks curly.

Sethie:  Oh. Mine is not in my head.

Biz:  Yes, it is.  Your brain is in your head.

Sethie:  No, it's not.  Mine brain is on my arm.

Biz, lauging hysterically: No, silly.  It's in your head.  See (pointing to little brother's arm), there is no brain on your arm.

Sethie (who is one to never give up an argument):  No, it fell off.  It is under the car now between the tires.

And yes, once we got out of the car, we all had to stand in the Kroger parking lot and inspect the tires, so Sethie could attempt to show us his brain and Biz could prove him wrong.  Of course, the argument was forgotten once the car carts were in sight, and a new argument insued: Which color of car to ride in?  Green won out this time.  2 for 2 on this trip, Biz!